Currently, due to immediate demand, is helping foreigners with WW111-Relocation services!

World War 111 has already started in Syria but will get worse and escalate to affect innocent Americans like yourself.





  • Send $5,000 usd to our paypal in order to receive:

$5,000 usd sets your family up for 4 months in a decent Medellin, COL. apartment stocked with food. We make about $1,000 off that $5,000 with the $4,000 going towards your rent and support services.

Please keep in mind that, we will be with your family the entire length of your stay, providing support and whatever help you may need.

Further services include:

  • Weapons: Currently, .38’s, 9mm,
  • Pharmaceuticals
  • Visa paperwork
  • Armoured vehicles
  • Translation services

Safest Countries to be in:

  • Colombia is not on the following list, but it is still in South America which makes it safer than the USA.

What can do for you?



If you are a foreigner seeking to settle in Colombia, can help with translation services, advice on where to live in Medellin and help with visa paper-work.

Colombians- si puede ayudar con encontrar nueva audiences y por traducir de espanol de ingles. can help find you an audience abroad, help with Spanish to English translation services as well as Iinternational online representation for your product and/or services.

Sunny lane
Sunny lane

Colombia: Medellin Tours

Adult Tours:

Crepes and Waffles=Best Colombian Banana Splits!
Crepes and Waffles=Best Colombian Banana Splits!


$45 for 1 person

$75 for 2 people-first $45 paid on Paypal to reserve dates. Later charges may be paid in cash or Paypal.

Paypal account

  • robert pitts
  • email:
  • Business Name of Paypal account:

One Time $45 usd Minimum Payment to reserve your dates, pay the balance after your tour:

Translation Services:

Past business clients have included, BanColombia and Intel.

100,000 COP per hour for Business Clients


  • Family Tours: CANCELLED-my baby sitting license expired!

Day Tour

100,000 per 6 hour Tour

Please bring:

  • Toilet paper
  • small towel
  • water
  • small change:coins (monedas) 5,000 and 10,000 peso bills and no bigger. 50,000 peso notes are for touristy places like: Har Rock cafe or a very nice restaurant. No one here likes a 50,000 peso bill, plus it leaves you open to fraud e.g false bills and wrong change-very common for tourists.
  • Sunscreen
  • back pack for everything
  • Copy of passport, not the real passport
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